What’s This Six-Figure Procrastinator?

Hi, I’m Patrick O’Donnell.

There’s a few Patricks in the world.

I’ve worked with a couple. So at different times, I’ve been labeled:

• Patrick O.

• Patty O.

• Patty O’Furniture

Six-figure procrastinator used to be me.

I’ve clawed my way to freelance success despite some obvious… imperfections.

For some quick background and credibility, I do B2B marketing strategy and mostly work with tech companies.

• I built six-figure campaigns for companies like Zendesk and Spotify that converted more trial users into paying customers.

• I’ve help cannabis tech get into the hands of awe-stricken founders who never thought they’d see their passion legitimized.

• I’ve made multiple six-figures on freelance platforms on an upward (and mostly enjoyable) journey.

• My path to freedom has been anything but linear.

I blamed ADHD for all my setbacks

I still do. But I take ownership.

Instead of make excuses. I don’t hide it anymore.

I work with it. Not in the ‘woo woo’ sense, but more in the ‘bills need to be paid’ type thing.

It’s the pressure-cooker I needed to go from six-figure procrastinator to six-figure pro.

I have routines. I set reminders. I still procrastinate.

I set reminders for my routines.

Like the daily 7pm alexa reminder that hollers “Patrick! Feed the animals!”

7pm already?

As an easily distracted six-figure marketing expert, I’ve discovered a way to turn delays into dollars.

You don’t have a lot of time so I won’t waste it.

I’m not a real writer.

Just because a few big brands have hired me to write words that sell their stuff.

It doesn’t make me a writer. Not a real one anyway.

I like sales. The psychology of sales. It’s how I got into copywriting. But as a copywriter I felt more like a mercenary, paid to draft sales funnels and bury the competition.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. However…

I’ve never written my own words.

Never had a body of work that expresses the things I want to talk about.

But I have helped countless freelancers break free from the gigwheel and launch their six-figure journeys.

Not get caught up in bright shiny marketing trends sold by ‘gurus’.

Instead I get you to focus on what’s working.

What are big-ticket B2B clients asking me for? I show you this and how I deliver it to them.

I also show you what they’re willing to pay me to get it.

So I try to capture all that here. For you.

And I’ll take great joy watching you do it faster than I did.

I kidnap you from your bad habits and bathe you in a tub of strategy.

Then I dry you off with some shortcuts, wrap you in a bow confidence, and return you as the gift to the world you were meant to be.

(I told you I’m not a real writer.)

Three things about me:

1. I believe in the power of focused system to overcome bad habits and outsmart ADHD, procrastination and other sneaky, unsavory habits.

2. Specializing in your own high-impact system can will transform your life, literally.

3. I loathe the generic hustle culture I came from. It never worked for me, it fried my brain. Stick with me and I won’t let it happen to you.

4. I’ve spun my wheels relying on vague advice that left me more confused than when I started.

You have my word to make your six-figure journey clearer, faster and more linear than mine was—even if you’re behind on everything, just getting started, and have no clue where to begin.

Less stress, more building.

Whether you’re just starting out or all set to implement one of my money-making systems, I’m here to share the roadmaps, strategies and shortcuts that actually work.

No filler. Just real actionable stuff you can use.

So if you’ve ever dreamed of escaping the gigwheel, landing high-ticket clients, and making $100k without losing your sanity, I can show you how.