What’s this Six-Figure Procrastinator business about?

Hi, I’m Patrick O’Donnell.

The six-figure procrastinator used to be me.

But then I clawed my way to solo success despite all my imperfections. I want to show you how you can do it too.

For some quick cred… I teach B2B sales and marketing strategy to online experts, course creators, consultants. The same stuff I used to do for tech companies.

• I created six-figure campaigns for well-known brands like Zendesk, Spotify and Sage that converted more trial users into paying customers.

• Helped cannabis technology get into the hands of awe-stricken founders who never thought they’d see their passion legitimized.

• Made multiple six-figures using a well-known freelance platform.

• Created on off-platform strategy that makes me $10k to $20k, every month.

My path to freedom has been anything but linear. Most of the hard stuff was of my own doing.

I blamed ADHD for all my setbacks

I still do. But I take ownership.

Instead of make excuses. I don’t hide it anymore.

I work with it. Not in the ‘woo woo’ sense, but more in the ‘bills need to be paid’ type thing.

It’s been the pressure cooker I’ve needed to go from six-figure procrastinator to six-figure pro.

How did I do it? By getting out of my own way.

I have systems. I have routines. I set reminders.

As an easily distracted marketing expert, I’ve discovered a way to turn delays into dollars.

You don’t have a lot of time so I won’t waste it.

I’m not a real writer.

Just because a few big brands have hired me to write words that sell their stuff.

It doesn’t make me a writer. Not a real one anyway.

However…

I love the psychology of sales. It’s how I got into copywriting. But as a copywriter I felt more like a mercenary, paid to draft sales funnels and bury the competition.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. BUT…

This is the first time I’ve ever written about the things I want to talk about.

I’ve helped countless solos break free from the client work and launch their six-figure journeys.

Not get caught up in bright shiny marketing trends sold by ‘gurus’.

Instead I get you to focus on what’s working.

What big-ticket offers are selling right now? I show you this and how I deliver it to them.

I also show you what people are willing to pay for your expertise.

So I try to capture all that here. For you.

And I’ll take great joy watching you do it faster than I did.

I kidnap you from your bad habits and bathe you in a tub of strategy.

Then I dry you off with some shortcuts, wrap you in a bow confidence, and return you as the gift to the world you were meant to be.

Three things about me:

1. I believe in the power of focused system to overcome bad habits and outsmart ADHD, procrastination and other sneaky, unsavory habits.

2. I believe having your own high-impact system can will transform your life, literally.

3. I loathe the generic hustle culture I came from. It never worked for me, it fried my brain. Stick with me and I won’t let it happen to you.

4. I’ve spun my wheels relying on vague advice that left me more confused than when I started.

You have my word to make your six-figure journey clearer, faster and more linear than mine was—even if you’re behind on everything, just getting started, and have no clue where to begin.

Less stress, more building.

Whether you’re just starting out or all set to implement one of my money-making systems, I’m here to share the roadmaps, strategies and shortcuts that actually work.

No filler. Just real actionable stuff you can use.

So if you’ve ever dreamed of escaping the solopreneur hamster wheel and want to make high-profit offers so you can get to $100k without losing your sanity, I can show you how.